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i want these <33
Me right now, I hate life.
This was posted 11 months ago. It has 61 notes.
- Me: Good morning, what a beautiful da-
- Uterus: Surprise!
- Me: Oh, no. Already?
- Uterus: Also, I adopted a wolverine.
- Uterus: It has chainsaws for claws.
- Uterus: I don't think it likes it in here too much. Do you feel it trying to dig its way out?
- Uterus: Eat a lot of food.
- Uterus: Here's some crazy hormones.
- Uterus: That guy's hot. Try to sleep with him.
- Me: You're bleeding.
- Uterus: Yeah, so?
- Me: I hurt.
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